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Royce Jung
Beat reporter/psychotherapist
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Alex Siquig
Writes that real emotional trash.
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Emily Lever
overhyped for cuteness; clear and relatable attitude problem | words @ Jezebel, Bookforum, NYMag, Esquire, the Awl, Africa Is A Country, Popula, etc
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Chris Alarie
you’d better not
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louis keene
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Writers
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Alex Siquig
Writes that real emotional trash.
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Tom Keiser
Writer for Vice Sports, The Classical, and hopefully you. tdkeiser@gmail.com
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thatnbagirl
nba, media, politics, chairman of the board @ league pass & chill.
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Ryland Duncan
your eternal friend
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Katie Heindl
genius inventor of shorts the clothing
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Leaf House
I write things for people. Neither I nor the people I write for are considered cool. Twirt me @Leaf_House
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Patrick Cosmos
The vast majority (73%) liked the human-like robots. In fact, not one person stated that these robots disturbed them.
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Spike Friedman
California writing man | Editor at KNOCK
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Francesca Fiore
Now you too can smell like a B-movie star
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Tarin Towers
I write from a different desk every week
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Mark Macyk
Every year I try to write 13 Ghost Stories in 13 Days for Halloween. I wrote some books you can buy here: http://www.mousehousebooks.com/product-category/mark-m
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Jeremy Lambert
Writing is therapy
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RJ Casey
power forward
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Shaker Samman
This is unfortunate. Editorial Assistant at The Ringer.
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louis keene
pictured here
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Brian
Surprisingly healthy eater. Would-be daydreamer.
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Emily Lever
overhyped for cuteness; clear and relatable attitude problem | words @ Jezebel, Bookforum, NYMag, Esquire, the Awl, Africa Is A Country, Popula, etc
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The Shocker
the voice of the bluest dog
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Chris Alarie
you’d better not
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David Davis
Okay guy. Okay looking guy.
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Willie Fitzgerald
ponderous planets of unwaning woe
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Hanna Brooks Olsen
I wrote that one thing you didn’t really agree with.
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Forrest Walker
i write about things. Sometimes those things are basketball. Remorseless Rockets guy. Secret Spurs admirer. Podcaster, procrastinator and dumb idiot.
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Antonio Losada
www.chapulana.com | Twitter: @chapulana | IG: @chapulana | Honcho of Head Fake and Ad-Lips
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David Roth
Best American Sporpswriting (and editing). Co-founder of @Classical. Not the one from Van Halen or magic.
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Cool Guitar Man
Real Cool Time
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Kristen Arnett
writer, librarian, lesbian willie nelson. author of felt in the jaw (split lip '17) & mostly dead things (tin house '19). columnist for lit hub.
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Jordan White
Writer/Editor for hire. Previously: Senior Editor at the Players’ Tribune. Bylines: VICE Sports, Uproxx, ESPN. Jordanwhite1989@gmail.com
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Ryan Murtha
Philadelphia expat
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Michael O'Broin
Writing mostly about hip-hop. With some food and politics when I am hungry or pissed.
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John Saward
VICE // john.m.saward@gmail.com // ig: johnsaward // parked in a tow-away zone
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tim halpert
impeachment szn
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Sean Keane
Standup/writer/manny. See me every Monday @TheBusinessLA at Little Joy. mrseankeane at gmail dot com. Roundball Rock NBA podcast: https://itun.es/us/Z2rJdb.c
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Ribosomechomsky
“Since darkness waits for me, then all the more, / Let me go down as waves sweep to the shore.” -Sara Teasdale, “Since There Is No Escape”
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Steve Sladkowski
musician with sports takes. ken rosenthal once called me a “wiseguy” on twitter dot com.
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Jonny Auping
What the square community would refer to as “unemployed.” jonathan.auping@gmail
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David W. Stoesz
One half of The Diversity Grinch, with Bryan Nwafor. Author of “17 Resentment Court” and “A Sensitive Liberal’s Guide to Life.” https://www.davidwstoesz.com/
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Rat Piley
the worst of all possible accounts
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Sean F. McGowan
Bylines in McSweeneys, The Hard Times, others. My ATM pin is 7593
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Bill Nordwall
Bill is your classic Saturday Man who loves instant replays and early-2000s NBA fashion.
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Ben Kaplan
Chicago
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Jalen Eutsey
poet | teacher | sports fan
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Maria Robins-Somerville
teenage dream with no chill
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dave j
think think take a drink