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How To Impress People When You’re An Unemployed Artist — A 5 Step Guide

Don’t worry, loser, there’s…

I Recap ’80s Horror Movies Based On Their Posters…And Nothing Else

’80s horror movies had the best…

7 Perfect Christmas Gifts For The Ghoul Haunting Your Basement

Don’t forget about the undead…

My Rejected Horror TV Series Pitch: Silicon Valley Horror Story

The show that’s too real for…

My Nightmare Journal: There’s Something Weird Under That Carl’s Jr. Parking Lot

Have a peek inside my…

I’m a Creepy Doll and this Chaos Kid Won’t Leave Me Alone

Haunted by the fricking living.

7 Of The Most Clever Halloween Costumes No One Will See Coming

Letters from Cthulhu, Dracula, and The Invisible Man — My Haunted Fan Mail

3 Spooky Haiku About Demonic Children

Always check the agency you’re adopting from.

The Snickering Skull Wants You & Your Frightening Wit