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The Self-Loathing Of Eating Really Terrible Food At A Restaurant

The Self-Loathing Of Eating Really Terrible Food At A Restaurant

As we sat down, I didn’t realize how this could be an allegory for my life.
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What Happened To McDonald’s PlayPlaces?

What Happened To McDonald’s PlayPlaces?

This piece was originally placed at Vocal.media.
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Ossiana Tepfenhart
I’m High-Key Jealous Of Foreign Fast Food Menus

I’m High-Key Jealous Of Foreign Fast Food Menus

Could someone tell me why we get Crappy Meals and Kentucky-Fried Depression here?
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How America’s Food Deserts Are A Signal Of Society’s Collapse

How America’s Food Deserts Are A Signal Of Society’s Collapse

So, maybe I was wrong about Wal-Mart…
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Guys, I Think We’re Killing McDonald’s…I’m Okay With It.

Guys, I Think We’re Killing McDonald’s…I’m Okay With It.

Maybe Ronald’s had his run, okay?
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That Time A Restaurant Tricked Me Into A Bogus Review

That Time A Restaurant Tricked Me Into A Bogus Review

Or, why my dad only visited one restaurant I ever critiqued.
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Delivery Drivers Are Holding Food Hostage In Exchange For Tips

Delivery Drivers Are Holding Food Hostage In Exchange For Tips

A disturbing trend shows how bad things are getting.
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