Exactly one interesting thing has happened to me since the virus started: I met my first big city conman. Not socially…
The administration at my high school really wanted us to have more sex, I guess.
I accidentally ate some drug chocolate. Well, I ate the chocolate on purpose, it was an accident that it had drugs in it.
As mentioned last issue, I’ve been embarrassing myself at the gym recently. I’m also trying to get my money’s worth, so…
I joined a gym a few months ago because I hadn’t been called “bro” in a while. I figured I’d quit…
I was on TV this week. My third time on Portlandia, my biggest role, and my first time I got to carry a giant duct tape sword and play piano, so it was completely rad.
The sketch I was in was about Carrie dating a hot guy and her nerdy friends getting…