Love

Week Ten: Whoops! + Punishment Time

Oh, hey.

It’s Tuesday! Time for a Tuesday post! Maybe the story about how an older guy from my high school — part of a group of boys who were seriously referred to as ‘the holy trinity’ — matched with me on Tinder and I think maybe fell in…

I Try: Hinge

Sure, Tinder and Bumble are fine — but what about the modern woman who wants something more? (aka the bitch who’s already swiped through the entire region, aka me) There’s a whole app store full of alternative apps that hope to socially engineer our generation to happily ever after, each with their own…

Week Seven: Caleb, Who Was Normal

Tonight I went on a normal-ass date with a boy that turned out to be cuter in person. That probably shouldn’t be as much of a game-changer as it is.

Tinder @ Home #1: Three Years of Shawn

If you, like me, did not have the most jammin’ romantic life in high school, you might have some reservations about using dating apps in your hometown. Personally, I didn’t use Tinder or Bumble at home until I reached a peak of boredom/no longer caring what…

Week Four: Amar, Who Talked Too Much

A month in and I’m still not clear on how the passage of time works — namely, every single week, Thursday rolls around and I go, “Oh, shit, I need a date by midnight!”

Tinder History #3: Colin, who isn’t funny yet.

I rewatched the Woody Allen movie ‘Manhattan’ recently and, while watching, realized a problem I’d been having with the subject of Tinder History #3: Colin.