Michael WolfWhen I Have Come To Die, It Is Because I Have Run Out Of ComplaintsI know I will get to the age when my joints audibly creak, I set my thermostat to a rolling boil, and I get my grandchildren to help me…Mar 7, 20232Mar 7, 20232
Michael WolfI’m Sick of Being Girlfriend’s Insignificant OtherI must have been looking for love during the Zombie Apocalypse. One minute we are spooning on the couch. The next, she is a raging harpy.Sep 28, 20223Sep 28, 20223
Michael WolfinThe HavenMy Life as a Tri-SexualIt’s okay, trust me . . . or notSep 10, 2022Sep 10, 2022
Michael WolfIs All That We See a Commercial Within A Commercial?Somebody had to say something. After spending my life sitting through the five-minute block of commercials, I say no mas, suffisant…Jul 17, 20222Jul 17, 20222
Michael WolfWhen You Met Your Blind Date, and You Wished You Were BlindYour favorite couple, Skip and Gwen, brought a friend, Wanda. You extend a hearty welcome and invite them in for drinks. Wanda says she…Jul 10, 20226Jul 10, 20226
Michael WolfDoping Unveiled in Third Olympic GamesThe Oracle of Delphi revealed the magical spells scandal during the games in the year of our many lords 1200 BC. In the Pankration…Jun 27, 2022Jun 27, 2022
Michael WolfTom Brady Refuses AARP Card“Not now! The game owes me so much more!” Tom Brady’s teammates heard him screaming in the shower. “I checked the mail, got this card —…Jun 21, 20222Jun 21, 20222
Michael WolfBattling my Addiction to Crime TVMasked intruders demanding you play naked Twister with them, bloodthirsty videotape pirates, or outlaw bikers turning the thermostats down…Jun 20, 20221Jun 20, 20221
Michael WolfIf I See That Pretentious Gecko One More Time, I’m Throwing My Spaghetti At The TVHe comes off like your buddy, giving you friendly advice on significant matters. But he is a tireless huckster trying to wring every red…Jun 10, 2022Jun 10, 2022
Michael WolfClear the Room with Your Podcast KnowledgeHas listening to the radio worn a hole in your mind? Are you tired of watching Captain Kangaroo and his lover, Mister Greenjeans? Now there…Apr 29, 2022Apr 29, 2022