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The Belladonna Comedy

A Job Resignation Letter From Nanny, The Housekeeper in the 101 Dalmatians Household

Do you know how many times an un-potty-trained puppy defecates per day?

Mar 12

A Job Resignation Letter From Nanny, The Housekeeper in the 101 Dalmatians Household

Mar 12

Ashley Chen
in
The Belladonna Comedy

I’m A Girl Who’s One Of The Boys, Written By One Of The Boys

I’m pretty AND I watch ESPN!

Aug 6, 2021

I’m A Girl Who’s One Of The Boys, Written By One Of The Boys

Aug 6, 2021

Ashley Chen
in
The Belladonna Comedy

Don’t Mess With Me, I’m Wearing Doc Martens

My next enemies go through me and my Doc Martens!

Jun 17, 2020

Don’t Mess With Me, I’m Wearing Doc Martens

Jun 17, 2020

Ashley Chen
in
Slackjaw

I’m The Doctor That Keeps Getting Phoned By The Mother Of The Five Little Monkeys Jumping On The…

Were they all raised in the jungle?? I mean, OKAY, I GUESS THEY WERE.

May 25, 2020

I’m The Doctor That Keeps Getting Phoned By The Mother Of The Five Little Monkeys Jumping On The…

May 25, 2020

Ashley Chen
in
The Belladonna Comedy

My Mother Describing Her Caesarean Delivery, Using Altered Quotes from Bram Stoker’s Dracula

The whole bed would have been drenched to a scarlet with the blood the girl must have lost…Guess who the girl was? Me, your mother!

May 6, 2020

My Mother Describing Her Caesarean Delivery, Using Altered Quotes from Bram Stoker’s Dracula

May 6, 2020

Ashley Chen
in
Slackjaw

I Am the Monster Under Your Bed, But You Never Leave Your Bed… Are You Okay?

Hello — don’t scream. It’s me, Bo Geyman. I am the monster under your bed, but I’ve noticed you never leave your bed…are you okay?

Apr 4, 2020

I Am the Monster Under Your Bed, But You Never Leave Your Bed… Are You Okay?

Apr 4, 2020

Ashley Chen
in
Slackjaw

I’m A Child Who’s Mistaken Martinelli’s Sparkling Cider For Champagne And Becomes Quickly…

Mind if I introduce something totally rad at the kids’ table this year? Don’t look suspicious. Our parents are at the next table over.

Mar 19, 2020

I’m A Child Who’s Mistaken Martinelli’s Sparkling Cider For Champagne And Becomes Quickly…

Mar 19, 2020

Ashley Chen

20 Alternative Things to Kiss Instead of Icky Human Lips When the Ball Drops This New Year’s Eve

“10, 9, 8, 7…” Everyone’s partnered up. You pivot left and right. Great, another incoming New Year, and no one is within a foot radius of…

Dec 31, 2019

20 Alternative Things to Kiss Instead of Icky Human Lips When the Ball Drops This New Year’s Eve

Dec 31, 2019

Ashley Chen
in
Slackjaw

Are These Things Said During the Apocalypse Or During A Threesome?

I’m so dehydrated.

Dec 29, 2019

Are These Things Said During the Apocalypse Or During A Threesome?

Dec 29, 2019

Ashley Chen

Ashley Chen

Ashley Chen! You can find her words in The Belladonna, Slackjaw, Points in Case, Little Old Lady and This Is Robot Butt!

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