Things I Want to Say at Work but Can’t

The Unnecessary Meetings

Why New College Graduates Shouldn’t Hesitate to Bring a Parent to Their Job Interview

Why Is My Wife Yelling at Me?

It starts with a slam of the door and the echo of her voice bouncing off the walls. “Why do you always…

Why Do Men Have Nipples?

“Grandpa,” I said, breaking the silence, “why do men have nipples?”

Why Do My Farts Smell So Bad?

“Dude, what died inside you?” Sarah gasped, her eyes widening in horror.

Why is My Period Late?

I stood there, staring at the calendar on my phone, feeling a knot of anxiety tighten in my stomach. It was supposed to…

Can Dogs Eat Pineapple?

You know, there’s nothing quite like the shock you feel when your beloved dog grabs something from your plate and…

Why is My Poop Black?

I never thought I’d be pondering this question, much less writing about it, but here we are. It’s a topic that’s both…

Why Do I Feel Nauseous?

Nauseous Nauseous Nauseous Nauseous

Is Pneumonia Contagious?

When I was in high school, I had my first brush with pneumonia. It was a cold, dreary January, and everyone was…

Is Peanut Butter Good for You?

I can still remember the day my love affair with peanut butter began. I was eight years old, and my…