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A pop-up humor site for holiday-themed humor. Get some ho ho ho’s from your ho ho ho’s.
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Jennie Young
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Dec 31, 2021
Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Addresses Inspiration Porn and Other Problematic Plotlines
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Tom Billings
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Dec 31, 2021
Hallmark Announces New Christmas Card Series
New cards adapt to changing times.
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Alissa King
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Dec 30, 2021
The Virgin Mary’s Holistic Birth Plan
Dear Reader,
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Rich Taylor
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Dec 29, 2021
Enough is Enough: An Open Letter From the Newly Formed American Federation of Inflatables
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Meg Reid
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Dec 28, 2021
Rudolph is a Woman and Her Nose Lights Up When She Has Her Period
That’s right, Santa’s riding the crimson wave to your roof every Christmas Eve.
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Nat Hrvatin
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Dec 27, 2021
In Lieu of A Family Christmas Card, Please Enjoy Our Christmas TikTok
Tis the season to be trending!
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Catherine Weingarten
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Dec 25, 2021
Excerpts From “A Black Heart For Christmas,” the First Punk Hallmark movie
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Gracie Beaver-Kairis
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Dec 25, 2021
Letter From the CPA of the Owner of A Store in a Hallmark Movie
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Hannah Byron
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Dec 24, 2021
An Open Letter from an Ugly Christmas Sweater
I can’t believe I have to spell this out for you, but it’s actually really rude…
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Catherine Weingarten
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Dec 24, 2021
Just Because We’re Under this Mistletoe I’m Holding up Doesn’t Mean I Want to Make Out With You, Brad
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