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A pop-up humor site for holiday-themed humor. Get some ho ho ho’s from your ho ho ho’s.
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Julia Giantomasi
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Feb 14, 2022
A List of Responses to “What Are Your Plans for Valentine’s Day?” Honestly Translated from a Single Female in her
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Steph Westendorf
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Feb 13, 2022
The Only Thing That Stops A Bad Guy With An Arrow Is A Good Guy With An Arrow And — Oh Shit, I Killed Cupid
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Alissa King
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Dec 30, 2021
The Virgin Mary’s Holistic Birth Plan
Dear Reader,
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Rich Taylor
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Dec 29, 2021
Enough is Enough: An Open Letter From the Newly Formed American Federation of Inflatables
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Meg Reid
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Dec 28, 2021
Rudolph is a Woman and Her Nose Lights Up When She Has Her Period
That’s right, Santa’s riding the crimson wave to your roof every Christmas Eve.
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Nat Hrvatin
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Dec 27, 2021
In Lieu of A Family Christmas Card, Please Enjoy Our Christmas TikTok
Tis the season to be trending!
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Jessica F. Lillian
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Dec 27, 2021
I’m the Box of Matzah in the Grocery Store Hanukkah Display, and I Feel Really Uncomfortable Right Now
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Sara Shukla
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Dec 26, 2021
Last Minute Holiday Cards For 2021
In lieu of holiday cards this year, please enjoy one of the…
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Darlene Crane
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Dec 26, 2021
Gifts The Single Childless Woman In Her Forties Who Has Wholeheartedly Embraced Nihilism Can Give To Children This…
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Lucia Paul
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Dec 25, 2021
Netflix Holiday Short Films Sponsored by Procter & Gamble
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