I Went on a Threesome Interview and It Was Awkward

The Hater App: What You Need to Know

Dating apps are like weeds — get rid of one, and three more pop up in its place.

Why I Won’t Date Average Looking Man-Boys Anymore

When it comes to dating as a mildly attractive 20-something in New York, I have my fair pick of average looking man-boys who are more misogynistic and narcissistic than kind and humble. And I’ve dated many of these scalawags. In fact, I’ve had…

Are you ghosting me?

‘No’ he answered…..and then nothing.

The guy who wanted to get serviced but never serviced me

By The Anonymous Nobody

An Open Letter to My Latest Date, Part II

At least your apartment was clean; I’ll give you that. I’m not a fan of going back to guys’ apartments. I’d much rather bring a guy back to my place and be in my own environment (read: control freak) than risk the unknown (and likely visible pubes in the…

The soup date.

A seemingly harmful little thing. A comfort meal. A meal that changed everything.

The Guy Who Couldn’t Control His D*ck

By The Anonymous Nobody

To pic or not to pic?

Saturday, I’m at a hockey scrimmage game and Courtney says that she doesn’t understand why guys send dick pics on…