We Need to Talk About the Facial
The desire of many guys to ejaculate on a woman’s face is nothing new. What is new is that it seems it’s all younger guys want.
Over drinks on Friday night at our lifestyle (read: swinger) club, the conversation among the wives turned to a pattern we’re all seeing: more guys, especially those in the Millennial generation, are obsessed with the facial.
Highlights of what I overheard Lauren and seven other wives, all of them in their late-30s up through their late-40s, say as their husbands and I, wisely, sat quietly and listened:
“I really don’t mind it, but it seems like it’s all guys, especially younger guys, want anymore.”
“Plus, if it’s a lot, it kind of puts me out of commission for the night because then I’m a mess, especially if it’s in my hair.”
“What I’m noticing now is guys just flat-out asking me if they can ejaculate on my face. It’s like it’s the ultimate goal and everything else is the process to get to that goal.”
“It’s a porn thing for sure.”
“Even if I stick out my tongue and kind of invite them to shoot into my mouth, they like that, but they really want it on my face. And they don’t just want it on my face. They want to make as big a mess as they can. Seriously?”
“It’s like they want me to be happy about the huge mess.”
“What happened to swallowing being the holy grail for guys?”
“Once, while a guy was fucking me, I told him he could cum in my mouth. I know I shouldn’t have done that because he wasn’t in our circle. Guess what? He came on my face anyway.”
“The eye shot is the worst. It kind of burns and it makes a huge mess that’s hard to clean up. It’s my one rule — not in my eyes — but it still happens sometimes.”
“Between wanting to fuck me in my ass and cumming on my face, it’s like so many younger guys now just pretend they’re banging porn stars.”
“Maybe we should have a no-facial rule?”
“The part I find funny is looking at their faces as they do it. It’s kind of sexy, but then part of me is like, why on my face? Still, I have to close my eyes when it happens because I don’t want that stuff in my eyes.”
“Ever gotten it up the nose? Not fun.”
“Oh, it’s not just my face. A few guys have wanted to cum on my feet. WTF?”
“I think it’s sexy to a point. But it’s not sexy if it’s all the guy wants.”
“With some guys, it’s like a total dousing. They want it not just on my tongue and in my mouth but up and across my face, in my hair, everywhere.”
“Just do it in my mouth. Simple, clean and sexy, right? On my breasts is fine, too. Isn’t that better than on my face? I have nice breasts, right?”
“I sometimes wonder if their wife lets them do what they’re doing to my face.”
So there you have it.
In our circle of friends who we play hard with — 12 other married couples very experienced in the lifestyle (Katie and Dan just joined the circle)—facials do happen but not every time. Maybe that’s because among the 26 of us swallowing is allowed (we all get regularly tested for STDs). Between a woman swallowing my load and letting me spray her face, I’ll take the former, thank you.
We all regularly venture beyond the circle and, to be blunt, fuck and swap with others always with protection. When that happens, Lauren and the other wives have noticed that husbands outside our circle seem obsessed with giving them facials, especially younger guys.
Look, if a guy wants to rip his load across my wife’s face, I’m okay with that so long as she’s consented and he’s behaving in a respectful way. Besides, the odds are that I’m fucking his wife while he’s banging mine, so it’s not like he’s getting something I’m not. These days, though, it’s as if the facial is the expectation.
For instance, a few months ago, Lauren and I swapped with a super-hot couple we’d just met. The husband was 34 and the wife 32 or 31. We were on a king-sized bed and he was fucking Lauren in missionary position while I fucked his wife in doggy-style.
“Can I cum on your beautiful face?” he asked my bride while giving her quite an impressive pounding in this position.
“Okay,” she answered softly.
He pulled out, ripped off his condom while he shimmied up her body, and unleashed a tidal wave of semen on her tongue, into her mouth and up her face and into her hair. Then another tidal wave that somehow glazed her face like she was his donut. Then another. It was such a gratuitous mess — one of the biggest loads I’d ever seen a guy shoot — that it struck me as debasing.
“Oh my god,” his bride whimpered as she watched her husband explode on Lauren’s face.
What did I do?
“Can I cum on your face?” I asked his wife.
“Oh, yeah,” she responded, almost giddy.
Same drill: I pulled out, tore off my condom and, as she laid there, blew the biggest load I could across her tongue and face.
I’ll admit it: I facialized his wife because he did the same to mine.
Fast-forward to a few weeks ago. We were with another couple, both in their mid-40s. When it got time for me to cum, I pulled out, ripped off my condom and came on the other wife’s (bald) pussy and up her mid-section. The other husband, fucking Lauren in doggy-style, acted similarly. He came on Lauren’s ass.
Because it was an easy clean-up for both wives, we were all able fuck others that night — a good thing. By the way, yep, some nights, we fuck a lot of couples. Fucking a lot of people in a single night is one the most fun parts of swinging. Gratuitous cumshots on a woman’s face can put a damper on that. They really should happen sparingly.
We’ve clearly seen a pattern: More mature couples don’t go for the facial nearly as much as younger couples do. We theorize that it’s because younger guys have been so heavily exposed to hardcore porn and it’s warped their sexual behaviors and expectations. But not just the guys. Many younger wives almost expect the facial.
We think porn is a solid theory because, before we met, Lauren had never received a facial (update: actually she had) and I’d never given one. The thought had never crossed my mind, or hers, until we saw facials while watching porn together in the early 2000s. Intrigued, we gave it a try.
We knew intuitively after our first experience with the facial that it was a unique kind of sex act. For a man to blow his load all over a woman’s face is aggressive and dominant — a marking of his territory, if you will. For a woman to allow it, she’s submitting to her man. It’s a sex act that’s so emotionally charged that Lauren once used it for revenge on me. With the facial, there’s a lot to unpack for sure.
To be clear: We have nothing against the facial. It happens in our own marriage bed now and then, and I’ve done it to many women over the years. Giving a woman a facial is fun. It just seems to be an obsession particularly with younger guys. It’s kind of all they want — that and anal sex.
By the way, yeah, a lot of younger guys want to fuck Lauren in her ass. She says no to that way more than yes.
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