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Fighting over the Founders: How We Remember the American Revolution

Fighting over the Founders: How We Remember the American Revolution

Explores how politicians, screenwriters, activists, biographers, jurists, museum professionals, and reenactors portray the American Revolution.

2017

Andrew M. Schocket

Andrew M. Schocket

Stories

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Andy Schocket
in
MuddyUm

Yelp Reviews of Bad Restaurants, in Haiku

Poetry in demotion

2 min readDec 13, 2023

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A smartphone being held over a meal at a restaurant to take a picture

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Andy Schocket
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MuddyUm

Missouri Senate Resolution on Duels, and Promoting Civilian Use of Shoulder-Held Missile Launchers

Drafted by Nick Schroer (R) and C. Turgidson, Executive Director, Association of Missouri Defense Contractors

4 min readFeb 1, 2024

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Two men in suits, wrestling over a bazooka

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Andy Schocket
in
MuddyUm

Bestselling Titles of Newly-Released Porn Movies Starring Mickey and Minnie Mouse, Now That They’re

The best things in life are copyright-free

1 min readJan 16, 2024

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Mickey and Minnie Mouse, kissing

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Andy Schocket
in
MuddyUm

The True, Scandalous Confessions of Your Local Neighborhood (Petty) Crime Boss

It’s all about the Hamiltons

4 min readNov 14, 2023

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Gangster man with bow tie and jaunty hat

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Andy Schocket
in
MuddyUm

Eviction Notice to the Unmanly Possum Living Under My Deck

From the definitely manly fellow at 419 S. Adams Street

4 min readOct 29, 2023

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Possum drinking from a bird bath

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Andy Schocket
in
The Haven

Title of a Great American Novel, or Jim Jordan and the Republican House Caucus?

A Quiz

1 min readOct 27, 2023

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Title of a Great American Novel, or Jim Jordan and the Republican House Caucus?

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Andy Schocket
in
The Haven

Elon Musk’s X Posts Rebutting the Totally, Absolutely, Undeniably False Charges of Antisemitism

Why is the ADL coming after me, Elon Musk, of all people, for being “antisemitic”?

2 min readSep 18, 2023

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Smartphone showing X app with notifications

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Andy Schocket
in
The Haven

An Unpaid Intern Blog-Promotes the Spud-Spackler II

We’re sure you’ll agree with us that World Technology Firstco’s industry-leading Spud-Spackler II™ is the best potato spackler on the…

3 min readSep 1, 2023

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Young woman with hands on hair in despair, staring at a laptop.

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Andy Schocket
in
The Haven

As a Blue Light Bulb, I Applaud the Supreme Court Banning Affirmative Action in College Admissions

No More Stigma! Judge Me Not By My Color, But My Brightness

3 min readJul 3, 2023

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Campus security pole with blue light bulb on top

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Andy Schocket

Andy Schocket

Book Author

Historian, union member, published in McSweeney's, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, Muddyum... Lives in the banana republic known as “Ohio.” andyschocket.net

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