PinnedGraeme CareyinSlackjawI Quit Drinking Coffee And I’ve Never Felt Better, Except For When I Drank CoffeeI honestly feel bad for those who still worship at the altar of The Almighty Bean.Jun 12, 202321Jun 12, 202321
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Graeme CareyinSlackjawDid I Mention That I’m Into Jazz Now? Because I’m Super Into Jazz NowJazzMay 18, 202210May 18, 202210
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