Published inSlackjawMy Cold Is Worse Than Yours, I Can TellWhen I told you I was feeling a bit under the weather, “Me too” was not the correct response.Oct 4, 20246Oct 4, 20246
Published inSlackjawIn Order To Pee In Our Ballpark, You Must Download The MLB Piss AppBig news, baseball fans! This season, Major League Baseball is enhancing your ballpark visit with the ultimate digital experience: the MLB…Sep 26, 2024Sep 26, 2024
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Published inSlackjawYou Call This Pizza?Excuse me, pizza store man? I think you may have accidentally handed me a piece of cardboard that you left out in the rain, a mangled slice…Sep 6, 20225Sep 6, 20225
Published inSlackjawA Chat With For Love Or Peanut Butter’s Kelly ShanleyFor Love Or Peanut Butter is a Slackjaw relationship column by Kelly Shanley that’s as bitingly hilarious as it is brutally honest. As the…Dec 21, 2021Dec 21, 2021
Published inSlackjawLevel Up Your Driving Skills With This One Weird Hack: Using Your Turn SignalsDo you love driving, but hate when you smash your car into other cars? If this describes you, you’ll love this strange trick to help make…Dec 16, 20215Dec 16, 20215
I Don’t Care How Many Samples You TakeA guide to interacting with your (paid to be) friendly neighborhood brand ambassadorAug 23, 20212Aug 23, 20212
I Can’t Stop Crying About An OwlBirding was my quarantine hobby — but then it became unexpectedly emotionalAug 9, 20212Aug 9, 20212
Published inSlackjawScript For A Planetarium Show After All The Billionaires Have Moved To SpaceSince the dawn of time, mankind has told stories about the night sky. The ancient Greeks saw in the stars a mighty hunter, Orion, who was…Jul 21, 20213Jul 21, 20213