Casey SmithinGreener Pastures MagazineMy Household Chimpanzees Are Going to Look Adorable When They Rip My Face OffMy Money, My Choice·2 min read·Jun 15, 2022--1--1
Casey SmithinGreener Pastures MagazineHave I Been Dumped Or Have I Lost My Phone?They’re not gone, I am the one that is missing here. Will they find me? Would they take me back?·2 min read·Dec 3, 2021--3--3
Casey SmithinSlackjawA Herpe Admiring Covid-19's WorkJust your friendly neighborhood herpe virus here and I hope everyone is having a maskless, anti-vaxxed, Covid-19 summer.·2 min read·Jul 26, 2021--1--1
Casey SmithinThe HavenAs Q of Qanon, I Guess It’s Time To Eat CrowThat’s right, I’m eating a whole goddamn bird.·2 min read·Mar 4, 2021----
Casey SmithinThe HavenValentine’s Day Dance Etiquette At Boot CampListen up, maggots: It’s almost time to dress like a 1920s socialite and dry-hump classmates at the Valentine’s Day dance.·3 min read·Feb 8, 2021----
Casey SmithinSlackjawDear Tooth Fairy: I Need You To Take Care Of SomeoneIn exchange for a tooth, can you please kill my 5th-grade classmate Drew Pepper?·2 min read·Nov 4, 2020--2--2