Dan DoreinThe HavenHawk Tuah-Mania: Everyone’s Spittin’ On CocksThe internet finally does something helpful to advance sex-positivity.Jun 27Jun 27
Dan DoreinMuddyUmThe Roommate Moved Out And Now Is The Time To Rename Your Wi-Fi What You WantThe once in a generation chance to be funny with all your neighborsJun 262Jun 262
Dan DoreinNew Writers WelcomeThe Dangers of Being Cool and Playing Credit Card RouletteThe peer-pressure game to pay for everyone else’s meal.Jun 25Jun 25
Dan DoreinBackyard ChurchTeachers Now Forced to Explain Adultery to 5-Year-Olds“Don’t Raw Dog” Added to Kindergarten LessonsJun 232Jun 232
Dan DoreinThe HavenJesus Makes Multitudes of Hot Dogs For Joey Chestnut To EatBanned from eating on the 4th of July, Jesus shows his mercy to the competitive eater.Jun 141Jun 141
Dan DoreinThe HavenBarabbas Walks Free Even After 34 Guilty CountsJesus gets thrown under the bus in the process.Jun 121Jun 121
Dan DoreinBackyard ChurchPreachers Pretending To Know The End Of Days When They Definitely Don’tMisguided, unhinged religious dummies like to predict exactly when the world will end, when we know they have no clue.Jun 11Jun 11
Dan DoreinBackyard ChurchJesus Declares to A Defiant Republican Base: “Lay Down Your AR-15s”Conservatives abruptly leave Christianity, not wanting to follow someone who is unreasonable.Jun 51Jun 51
Dan DoreinThe HavenThe Greatest Story Ever Told: The Story You’re Subjected To Read Before Getting The RecipeWhen you want to cook, but the author of the recipe wants to get attention.Jun 41Jun 41
Dan DoreinThe HavenAlabama Senator Offers To Track All Pregnant Women After Other Republican ‘Period Trackers’ Are…Tracking women is a Republican thing. Period.May 2213May 2213