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Devin Wallace

Devin Wallace
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Slackjaw

Let’s Have Date Night In Our Mudroom

Adding romance to the room that already has everything.

Jun 25

Let’s Have Date Night In Our Mudroom

Jun 25

Devin Wallace
in
Slackjaw

Call for Submissions: Why Should We Pay You For Your Last Submission

Penny for your thoughts.

Feb 22, 2023

Call for Submissions: Why Should We Pay You For Your Last Submission

Feb 22, 2023

Devin Wallace
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Slackjaw

Non-Disclosure Agreement For My Sleepover

Ironclad rules regarding your time at my house

Feb 17, 2023

Non-Disclosure Agreement For My Sleepover

Feb 17, 2023

Devin Wallace

Running a Marathon or Going to a Concert in Your 30’s?

A quiz for your impending middle age.

Jan 15, 2023

Running a Marathon or Going to a Concert in Your 30’s?

Jan 15, 2023

Devin Wallace

New Year’s Resolutions from Edgar Allen Poe’s Fortunato

Turning your life around one cask of amontillado at a time.

Dec 31, 2022

New Year’s Resolutions from Edgar Allen Poe’s Fortunato

Dec 31, 2022

Devin Wallace
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Slackjaw

Our New SUV Is Built Bigger, Tougher, And It Wants to Wrestle

Our car packs the biggest punch

Dec 3, 2022

Our New SUV Is Built Bigger, Tougher, And It Wants to Wrestle

Dec 3, 2022

Devin Wallace

What Your Cat Is Trying To Tell You

Exactly what your cat means when it says meow.

Dec 2, 2022

What Your Cat Is Trying To Tell You

Dec 2, 2022

Devin Wallace
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Frazzled

On The Road (With Kids)

What you could call my life on the road began when I first met Dean Moriarty, not long after my wife and I became separated by the ball pit…

Nov 30, 2022

On The Road (With Kids)

Nov 30, 2022

Devin Wallace
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Slackjaw

I’m A Millennial Ghost

I’m a ghost, not a cliche.

Oct 30, 2022

I’m A Millennial Ghost

Oct 30, 2022

Devin Wallace
in
Slackjaw

Our News Station Apologizes For Inaccurate Reports That It’s Raining Men

As Station President of WKNY News, I’d like to address yesterday’s inaccurate, but undeniable groovy, weather report. Contrary to our…

Sep 3, 2022

Our News Station Apologizes For Inaccurate Reports That It’s Raining Men

Sep 3, 2022

Devin Wallace

Devin Wallace

Humor Writer and Cat Dad. Featured in McSweeneys, Slackjaw, The Broadway Beat, and on the bathroom stalls of Brooklyn’s worst bars. @thedevinwallace

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