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Diane Randle

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Diane Randle

The Golden Ass of 1124

Everyone who attended school knows the story of how Justice came at last to the kingdom of King Gorge in 1124, unless you slept through…

6d ago

The Golden Ass of 1124

6d ago

Diane Randle
in
The Haven

Trump: “Hello Kitty is the only real kitty. Hello Kitty is pure white.”

dj drumpf is doubling down on his claim that rival nominee for Association of American Cats president, Katala Hair-Hiss, won’t pin down the…

6d ago

Trump: “Hello Kitty is the only real kitty. Hello Kitty is pure white.”

6d ago

Diane Randle

David Mamet Told My Mentor His Number One Writing Rule.

Now I’m telling you.

Dec 24, 2023

David Mamet Told My Mentor His Number One Writing Rule.

Dec 24, 2023

Diane Randle
in
The Haven

HEY FRESH EMOJIS!! HEROGLYPH HIRING NOW!!!

YES! HEROGLYPH – fastest growing Worldwide Word Replacement Workplace has ++ jobs! ALL LEVELS!

Feb 22, 2020

HEY FRESH EMOJIS!! HEROGLYPH HIRING NOW!!!

Feb 22, 2020

Diane Randle
in
The Haven

Why I NEEDED To Spend $3,000 For This Dolce Gabbana Tea Kettle/Toaster Set

When I was a kid and balked at eating lima beans, which have been mysteriously misclassified as ‘food’, my Mother would say, “There are…

Jan 3, 2020

Why I NEEDED To Spend $3,000 For This Dolce Gabbana Tea Kettle/Toaster Set

Jan 3, 2020

Diane Randle

President Trump Put In Your Hearing Aid

No? Are you sure? Okay, we’ll use the screen. Don’t, Mr. President please, you cannot touch the screen.

Dec 26, 2019

President Trump Put In Your Hearing Aid

Dec 26, 2019

Diane Randle
in
The Haven

Eh-Holes at Canada Revenue Agency

Officer David Miller of the Canada Revenue Agency called me at work one day all the way from India. India! And yet, the call was crystal…

Dec 22, 2019

Eh-Holes at Canada Revenue Agency

Dec 22, 2019

Diane Randle

Unlucky Cat = Lucky Look-Alike

In 1999 I worked for a major Canadian airline. No zombie apocalypse but a mishap on a passenger jet flying between Edmonton, Alberta…

Dec 16, 2019

Unlucky Cat = Lucky Look-Alike

Dec 16, 2019

Diane Randle
in
The Haven

Allergies: Under ‘S’ for ‘See Allergies’

OR WHY PARIS IS FOREVER RUINED FOR ME GODDAMMIT ALL TO HELL

Dec 9, 2019

Allergies: Under ‘S’ for ‘See Allergies’

Dec 9, 2019

Diane Randle

Was The Baby Crying?

Was the Baby Crying?

Nov 27, 2019

Was The Baby Crying?

Nov 27, 2019

Diane Randle

Diane Randle

she/her

Writer/Screenwriter/Film Crew. Winner ‘Best Pitch’ at Banff World Media Festival. Studied at Banff Centre Summer School with W.O. Mitchell, Alice Munro. LUCKY!

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