Elliott ShamberginSlackjawWelcome To Schlub Foods: A Grocery Store For Sad SinglesAre you damaged, but hungry?Apr 7, 20221Apr 7, 20221
Elliott ShamberginSlackjawPortrait Of A Man Who’s Too Small To CancelHe spent his youth staring at the sun without developing any real friendships…Jan 25, 20222Jan 25, 20222
Elliott ShamberginSlackjawYou Can’t Kick Me Out Of The Mile-High Club, I’m A LegacySo what if it’s been a few years since I’ve “had sex on an airplane?”Jan 5, 20222Jan 5, 20222
Elliott ShamberginThe Bigger PictureYou Look Like a Moped Guy50cc’s of Taiwanese muscle…on two wheelsFeb 21, 20211Feb 21, 20211
Elliott ShamberginSlackjawI’m An Edible And I’m Gonna Kick In Riiight… Wait For It… Nope, Keep Waiting…Any minute now, I’m gonna take you on the ride of your life.Jan 24, 2021Jan 24, 2021
Elliott ShamberginSlackjawI’m A Sexy-Ass Rainbow And I Came Here To FUCKHey! Look up here. Yeah, in the sky, gorgeous. That’s right. Your fine ass didn’t expect to see all the colors at once, did ya?Oct 2, 20204Oct 2, 20204
Elliott ShamberginSlackjawConfessions Of A Nap AddictHi, my name is Frank and I’m addicted…I’m addicted to naps.May 8, 20203May 8, 20203
