PinnedEmily ClouseHaircuts: Issue 1Sick of laying around waiting to be chosen as her human’s next ‘do, Bob finally takes life into her own shaggy hands — even if growth’s…·3 min read·Oct 25, 2023----
PinnedEmily ClouseHaircuts: Issue 2Sick of laying around waiting to be chosen as her human’s next ‘do, Bob finally takes life into her own shaggy hands — even if growth’s…·3 min read·Oct 25, 2023----
PinnedEmily ClouseinSlackjawWhoa: My Workout Video Instructor Keeps Being A Heinous Bitch To The Woman In The Blue Sports BraI barely noticed how much my flexibility had improved. My eyes were glued to the drama unfolding onscreen.·4 min read·Sep 3, 2020--10--10
Emily ClouseinSlackjawWelcome To My Immersive Theater Wedding, Where Some Guests Are Actors!This is a child-free event. Except for the 25 child actors I hired to go bonkers on the dance floor during the reception.·4 min read·Dec 5, 2022--2--2
Emily ClouseinSlackjawMovie Pitches Based On The Concept Of IP ItselfHe’s a bestselling book. She’s a bestselling book. Can they ever really be just books?·3 min read·May 26, 2022----
Emily ClouseinSlackjawThe First Late-Night Show After A Rapture, Part 12: Goodnight, AmericaThe finalé.·2 min read·Jan 4, 2022----
Emily ClouseinSlackjawThe First Late-Night Show After A Rapture, Part 11: Wild AnimalsI didn’t CLAW my way here for nothing!·2 min read·Dec 7, 2021----
Emily ClouseinSlackjawThe First Late-Night Show After A Rapture, Part 10: Timmy Considers Having SexI don’t usually distract myself from work… with… anything…·2 min read·Nov 2, 2021----
Emily ClouseinSlackjawThe First Late-Night Show After A Rapture, Part 9: Behind The ScenesThis was MY dream—and I’m finally waking up.·2 min read·Oct 5, 2021----
Emily ClouseinSlackjawThe First Late-Night Show After A Rapture, Part 8: Of-The-Times Commercial BreakIt’s not like online dating wasn’t already bleak.·2 min read·Sep 7, 2021----