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Greener Pastures Magazine

My Response To the People Saying I’ll Appreciate My Baby Face When I’m Older

I Don’t Wanna Hear About “Later” When My Baby Face Is Causing Me Problems Right Now!

Jun 11

My Response To the People Saying I’ll Appreciate My Baby Face When I’m Older

Jun 11

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Greener Pastures Magazine

An Honest Job Listing For Serving At Our Country Club

We can’t wait for you to regret joining us

Oct 4, 2022

An Honest Job Listing For Serving At Our Country Club

Oct 4, 2022

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Greener Pastures Magazine

“Why Don’t You Move Out of Your Parents’ House Already?” BINGO ANSWER CARD

Did anyone else get Bingo on the first row?

Mar 9, 2022

“Why Don’t You Move Out of Your Parents’ House Already?” BINGO ANSWER CARD

Mar 9, 2022

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2 Ho Ho Ho’s

A Letter To Santa From A Newly Hired Elf Who Wishes To Work With The Reindeer And Their Hunky…

Dear Mr. Santa,

Dec 22, 2021

A Letter To Santa From A Newly Hired Elf Who Wishes To Work With The Reindeer And Their Hunky…

Dec 22, 2021

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2 Ho Ho Ho’s

RuPaul Critiques Horror Villain Looks On The Runway

Some of y’all need to go back to Party City.

Oct 30, 2021

RuPaul Critiques Horror Villain Looks On The Runway

Oct 30, 2021

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The Honeypot

My Pitch For An Erotic Anthology Series That’s Totally Not Just An Excuse For Me To Shoot A Gay Sex…

This story needs to be told because erotic fiction has made a lot of progress since the 90s, and more importantly, so has Matt LeBlanc.

Oct 12, 2021

My Pitch For An Erotic Anthology Series That’s Totally Not Just An Excuse For Me To Shoot A Gay Sex…

Oct 12, 2021

Justin Avery Smith

One Fun Fact About Each 007 Theme Song

With Daniel Craig’s final 007 outing, No Time To Die, making waves through cinemas, now is a great time to fondly dive back into one of the…

Oct 11, 2021

One Fun Fact About Each 007 Theme Song

Oct 11, 2021

Justin Avery Smith

The Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Story of the Counselor Troi Cake From Star Trek: The Next…

For those who need a reminder or introduction, this story pertains to the seventh season’s sixth episode entitled, “Phantasms”, which…

Aug 27, 2021

The Fascinating Behind-The-Scenes Story of the Counselor Troi Cake From Star Trek: The Next…

Aug 27, 2021

Justin Avery Smith

8 Most Insufferable Hell’s Kitchen Contestants

Reality competitions without a villain would be a lot more wholesome, but they’d also be a lot more boring. Reality cooking competition…

Aug 16, 2021

8 Most Insufferable Hell’s Kitchen Contestants

Aug 16, 2021

Justin Avery Smith

7 Most Endearing ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ Contestants

Just because it’s called “Hell’s Kitchen”, doesn’t mean there’s not an angel or two every season, and here’s just a few.

Jul 28, 2021

7 Most Endearing ‘Hell’s Kitchen’ Contestants

Jul 28, 2021

Justin Avery Smith

Justin Avery Smith

Freelance Writer & Humorist . Funny headlines in many places. Twitter (@JustAVerySmith) IG (justinaverysmith) TikTok (@justaverysmith)

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