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Steven Koprince

Steven Koprince
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MuddyUm

Hey, Fellow Babies: My Amazing “Peek-a-Boo” Hack Makes Grown-Ups Disappear!

“Lady, I just disappeared you! Show a little respect!”

Mar 2, 2023

Hey, Fellow Babies: My Amazing “Peek-a-Boo” Hack Makes Grown-Ups Disappear!

Mar 2, 2023

Steven Koprince
in
MuddyUm

I, Kyrie Irving, Review Arby’s New Country-Style Rib Sandwich

Get It Now, Before The Jews Ban It

Nov 8, 2022

I, Kyrie Irving, Review Arby’s New Country-Style Rib Sandwich

Nov 8, 2022

Steven Koprince
in
MuddyUm

The Woke Mob Is Coming for Our Death Stars

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a Death Star is a good guy with an even bigger Death Star

Jun 8, 2022

The Woke Mob Is Coming for Our Death Stars

Jun 8, 2022

Steven Koprince
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

We, the Supreme Court, See Nothing in the Constitution Prohibiting the Purge

Don’t worry, we’ll totally stop the government from quartering troops in your house

Jun 3, 2022

We, the Supreme Court, See Nothing in the Constitution Prohibiting the Purge

Jun 3, 2022

Steven Koprince
in
MuddyUm

I, Your Doctor, Refuse to Use Any Medical Treatment Not “Deeply Rooted in This Nation’s History and…

Now, where did I put my leeches?

May 3, 2022

I, Your Doctor, Refuse to Use Any Medical Treatment Not “Deeply Rooted in This Nation’s History and…

May 3, 2022

Steven Koprince
in
Slackjaw

Yes, You Fool, You Must Protect Your Favorite Recipes With A Twelve-Character Password

At least one of the characters must be Chinese

Feb 24, 2022

Yes, You Fool, You Must Protect Your Favorite Recipes With A Twelve-Character Password

Feb 24, 2022

Steven Koprince
in
MuddyUm

Buy an Apple Watch, or You’ll Die a Gruesome Death

Your choice of a watch is an existential matter

Feb 7, 2022

Buy an Apple Watch, or You’ll Die a Gruesome Death

Feb 7, 2022

Steven Koprince
in
Frazzled

Literary Critics Debate Your Son’s Second-Grade Essay

The author cleverly rebukes Foucault and other leading post-structuralists

Feb 2, 2022

Literary Critics Debate Your Son’s Second-Grade Essay

Feb 2, 2022

Steven Koprince
in
MuddyUm

I Am a Bird, and Yes, I’m Trying to Poop on Your Car

My feathered friends are, too

Jan 25, 2022

I Am a Bird, and Yes, I’m Trying to Poop on Your Car

Jan 25, 2022

Steven Koprince
in
Greener Pastures Magazine

Your New Health Insurance Plan Doesn’t Cover Anything, But It’s Still Awesome!

It’s the most capitalist-friendly plan ever!

Jan 14, 2022

Your New Health Insurance Plan Doesn’t Cover Anything, But It’s Still Awesome!

Jan 14, 2022

Steven Koprince

Steven Koprince

Writer, pickleball enthusiast and recovering lawyer. Humor in McSweeney’s, Slackjaw, Points in Case, etc. Opinions are mine but should be everyone’s.

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