Published in Doctor Funny·PinnedMember-onlyKiller Says Victim Did Not Light Up A RoomA crime and a confession — Meena Malik here. On this episode of Killers Behind Bars, I sit down with Jerry T. Chesterfield to learn about his heinous crime and unique confession. Meena: Jerry, you murdered Krystal Lore in her home. You covered your tracks well, and the police essentially gave up. Your case turned cold…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Published in Doctor Funny·PinnedMember-onlyGrammarly Banned Me. Are You Next?A warning to all writers — I awoke at 11 AM to the ominous sound of a knock at my front door. Wrapping a robe over my “I Love Pancakes” nightgown, I hurried down the stairs. I opened the door to find a well-groomed man in a crisp suit. “Hello, are you Kristen?” the man inquired. …Satire3 min readSatire3 min read
Published in The Haven·Jan 12Member-onlyYour Killer Is Most Likely Someone You KnowThis patented questionnaire could save your life — It’s no secret. If you get bludgeoned to death, the killer will likely be someone you know. Scary, right? Don’t you wish there was something you could do to prevent your untimely, bloody, gory, violent demise? Well, guess what, buddy? Now there is! With Krystal & Kristen’s patented Killer Questionnaire…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Published in Doctor Funny·Jan 5Member-onlyAlexa, Walk Me Through a RecipeOkay, let’s do it! — Come along as Alexa helps me cook a delicious meal. Keep a notebook handy to jot down culinary tips and tricks along the way!Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Published in Doctor Funny·Dec 19, 2022Member-onlyHow to Get Invited to Medium’s Glitzy New Year’s Eve BallAn Unforgettable Evening — Medium’s New Year’s Eve Ball is going to be the biggest event of the year. Anyone who’s anyone will be there. Expect exquisite hors d’oeuvres, gorgeous gowns, sparkling champagne — you won’t want to miss it. So, how do you score an invitation to the hottest ticket in town? Here…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published in Everything Fun·Dec 14, 2022Member-onlyMeet Kristen StarkBut why on earth would you want to? — WHO does your acronym say you are? K = Kind, most of the time R = Resilient I = Interested in people S = Sarcastic T = Thoughtful E = Expressive N = Nutty I tried to get out of doing the acronym because it pains me to be serious. The Everything Fun Squad encouraged me to…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published in Doctor Funny·Dec 6, 2022Member-onlyI’m a Car Air Freshener. My Owner’s Road Rage Gave Me PTSDThis is my story — I used to have hopes and dreams. I remember the day she picked me. She walked down the car accessories aisle at Target and dropped me into her red shopping cart. She chose me among so many other options. I was ecstatic. I had never felt so alive! HA. What…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Published in Doctor Funny·Nov 14, 2022Member-onlyIs it Cake? Take the Challenge!Not gonna lie. This story goes off the rails — Is it Cake is a popular game show on Netflix. In this delightful competition, contestants bake cakes that look like common objects. The goal is to get the judges to pick the object instead of the real cake. Shall we try a similar game here on Medium, dear readers? Please…Humor4 min readHumor4 min read
Published in The Haven·Nov 3, 2022Member-onlyLocal Woman Doesn’t Give a Shit When Celebrities DieThere are no exceptions — Local woman Angie Belton is causing an uproar. When a famous person dies, she doesn’t care. According to Angie, there are no exceptions. From mild to mega fame, her reaction (or lack thereof) to celebrities’ deaths remains constant. The people of our town are horrified. We here at WBTV News…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published in Everything Fun·Oct 26, 2022Member-onlyThe Shortest Scary Stories You’ve Ever Read in Your Stupid Life10 of them, to be exact — Welcome Ghoul Enthusiasts! Ready to be scared shitless? Or not exactly scared but more like “wow, this made me dumber”? Then read on… if you dare. 10 Scary Stories — 13 words each As I transformed into a werewolf, the librarian scolded me. “No pets allowed!” I drank the witch’s eerie potion as she leered. …Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
