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Advice-Seeking Alternatives To “I’d Love To Pick Your Brain”

I’d love to take a melon baller to your brain and scrape out the valuable gray matter!

Oct 9, 2021

Advice-Seeking Alternatives To “I’d Love To Pick Your Brain”

Oct 9, 2021

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Infinite Power Logistics Is Hiring!

We’re seeking a rockstar henchman/chameleon to join our depleted but now growing team of hardworking, expendable lackeys!

Jan 20, 2021

Infinite Power Logistics Is Hiring!

Jan 20, 2021

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King Kong, Eighth Wonder Of The World, As Reported On By Today’s Media Outlets

Presenting a summary of King Kong’s chronological media coverage, were today’s media outlets there in 1933 to cover his journey to New York.

Mar 20, 2020

King Kong, Eighth Wonder Of The World, As Reported On By Today’s Media Outlets

Mar 20, 2020

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Ugh, I Seriously Can’t Believe I Ate All That

Oh my God, I just ate that entire thing. Do you see this? I just ate the whole thing in like five minutes.

Sep 25, 2019

Ugh, I Seriously Can’t Believe I Ate All That

Sep 25, 2019

Michelle Spies

QUIZ: Can You Match The Threatening Tweet To The Bio Of The Person Who Sent It?

Threatening Tweets:

Sep 5, 2019

QUIZ: Can You Match The Threatening Tweet To The Bio Of The Person Who Sent It?

Sep 5, 2019

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REI Has Everything You Need For Your Dramatic Soul-Searching Solo Hiking Trip!

A long solo hiking trip isn’t easy, especially when you have to force yourself into some sort of life-changing emotional transformation.

Aug 29, 2019

REI Has Everything You Need For Your Dramatic Soul-Searching Solo Hiking Trip!

Aug 29, 2019

Michelle Spies

The Definitive Ranking Of The Tropes Used In ‘Detective Pikachu’ By How Organic Their Usage Was To…

10. A Giant Crack Forms In The Earth That Expands Into A Chasm Across Which A Protagonist Must Jump

May 12, 2019

The Definitive Ranking Of The Tropes Used In ‘Detective Pikachu’ By How Organic Their Usage Was To…

May 12, 2019

Michelle Spies

Notes From File Of Patient Suffering Repeated Disbelief It’s Already December

Patient #1000482: Notes Sat. December 1, 2018

Dec 3, 2018

Notes From File Of Patient Suffering Repeated Disbelief It’s Already December

Dec 3, 2018

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Least Popular Lego Sets

For decades, LEGO building block sets have been among the most popular holiday gifts. And hey, what kid wouldn’t want to construct their…

Nov 21, 2018

Least Popular Lego Sets

Nov 21, 2018

Michelle Spies

Worst Twitter Joke Format Tournament 2018 — INTRO & ROUND 1 RESULTS

WHY?

Nov 14, 2018

Worst Twitter Joke Format Tournament 2018 — INTRO & ROUND 1 RESULTS

Nov 14, 2018

Michelle Spies

Michelle Spies

CONTRIBUTING WRITER: @The Onion, HEADLINES @Clickhole. WORK @Rotten Tomatoes. TWEETER: @spies_please | www.michellespies.com

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