Patrick CoyneWork-Life Balance Is Important — That’s Why I Encourage My Employees To Have Mid-Day SexEveryone has my permission to run errands, shop for groceries, or give their partners an afternoon schtupping.6d ago6d ago
Patrick CoyneinSlackjawMe And Julio Now Must Legally Remain 500 Feet Away From The SchoolyardMama Pajama, I am so, so sorry.Jul 1224Jul 1224
Patrick CoyneinSlackjawDad’s Honest Reviews Of Past Father’s Day Gifts“I don’t need a gift! Just save your money.”Jun 1438Jun 1438
Patrick CoyneinSlackjaw“The Simpsons” Just Hasn’t Been Funny Since I Watched Matt Groening Beat My Dad To DeathMy theory on when “The Simpsons” jumped the shark.Apr 2017Apr 2017
Patrick CoyneinSlackjawWhy I Became an Anti-Natalist and How I Intend to Break the News to My ChildrenHere are my best options for doing the honorable thing and ditching my kids.Oct 8, 20239Oct 8, 20239
Patrick CoyneinSlackjawWilly Wonka Presents his Successor to the Board of DirectorsA Most Snorgifocous Organizational Restructuring!Mar 31, 20232Mar 31, 20232
Patrick CoyneinSlackjawA Log Of Everything I Do And Think In The Two Hours, Thirty Minutes It Takes Me To Fall AsleepA good night’s sleep is essential. Here’s how I avoid it.Dec 3, 20212Dec 3, 20212
Patrick CoyneinSlackjawScary Stories To Tell Republicans In The DarkTales to chill your neo-con friends to the bone!Aug 4, 202113Aug 4, 202113
