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What The Colonoscopy Prep Guidelines Forgot To Mention

Follow these additional tips to avoid a shit show

4d ago

What The Colonoscopy Prep Guidelines Forgot To Mention

4d ago

Thomas Pease

New Fundraising Strategies To Avoid Presidential Bankruptcy

GOATs must play to their inherent greatness

May 1

New Fundraising Strategies To Avoid Presidential Bankruptcy

May 1

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MuddyUm

The Supreme Court Launches A Public Relations Campaign

Justices bare all in response to demands for transparency

Apr 27

The Supreme Court Launches A Public Relations Campaign

Apr 27

Thomas Pease
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MuddyUm

Yes, I Dry Humped Your Blissy Pillow

But you left me all alone with only dog food

Apr 5

Yes, I Dry Humped Your Blissy Pillow

Apr 5

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Doctor Funny

Creative Ways For Aging Men To Persuade Their Partners To Have Sex

Don’t grow old without it

Mar 29

Creative Ways For Aging Men To Persuade Their Partners To Have Sex

Mar 29

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Doctor Funny

Scrunch Butt Workout Pants

Fashion forward or fashion flawed?

Mar 22

Scrunch Butt Workout Pants

Mar 22

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MuddyUm

Alaska Airlines Door Plug Blowout Deal

Select the door plug seat and earn 10x the mileage

Mar 22

Alaska Airlines Door Plug Blowout Deal

Mar 22

Thomas Pease
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MuddyUm

Taylor Sells Second Jet To Save the Planet

Global warming traced to female celebrities

Mar 13

Taylor Sells Second Jet To Save the Planet

Mar 13

Thomas Pease
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Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Hydrate with EcoHealth Bottled Water, Glacially-Sourced with Naturally Occurring Micro-Plastic…

We deliver an uninterrupted flow of pure water, one plastic bottle at a time.

Mar 4

Hydrate with EcoHealth Bottled Water, Glacially-Sourced with Naturally Occurring Micro-Plastic…

Mar 4

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Slackjaw

Welcome to Capitol Heights, Our Country’s Premier Senior Care Facility

Get elected to Congress and age in place

Feb 29

Welcome to Capitol Heights, Our Country’s Premier Senior Care Facility

Feb 29

Thomas Pease

Thomas Pease

Thomas is a retired English teacher who uses humor to highlight society’s foibles. Sometimes he’s viewed as funny, sometimes as a smart-ass.

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