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I’m the Baby on Your Flight and I Apologize for Existing

So rude of me

Jan 23

I’m the Baby on Your Flight and I Apologize for Existing

Jan 23

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Disneynature Documentarian Narrates Who is Going to Change This Toilet Paper Roll

Never lose hope.

Jan 19

Disneynature Documentarian Narrates Who is Going to Change This Toilet Paper Roll

Jan 19

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Notice From the City That This Road Is Now Under Construction Indefinitely

In our efforts to constantly improve, we have decided to improve constantly.

Jan 9

Notice From the City That This Road Is Now Under Construction Indefinitely

Jan 9

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Preschooler Spots Pizza Place From Car Seat and Will Never Get Over Not Stopping

“I must watch as my dream passes us by.”

Jan 6

Preschooler Spots Pizza Place From Car Seat and Will Never Get Over Not Stopping

Jan 6

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We Regret to Inform You That You Must Buy These Items You’ve Been Doing Just Fine Without

This article may look like a list of ads — but that’s only because it is.

Nov 13, 2023

We Regret to Inform You That You Must Buy These Items You’ve Been Doing Just Fine Without

Nov 13, 2023

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Child Shocked That Parent’s Watch Says, “It’s Too Loud in This Environment”

“You LOVE me. You’re fine.”

Mar 8

A smartwatch on a person’s wrist displaying a notification about a loud environment, with sound levels hitting 90 decibels. The watch advises that spending around 30 minutes at this level could be harmful. The image is edited with abstract shapes and an emoji indicating surprise or concern, emphasizing the shock at the noise level detected by the watch.

Mar 8

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You Just Said, “Not to Be a Party Pooper.” Now I’m Scared.

Oh, no. Please don’t poop on my party.

Mar 4

You Just Said, “Not to Be a Party Pooper.” Now I’m Scared.

Mar 4

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Presenting the Cup That I Had to Attack, Like, Eight People to Get

I’m doing okay in the aftermath. Thanks for asking!

Jan 20

Presenting the Cup That I Had to Attack, Like, Eight People to Get

Jan 20

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I, January, Think You’re a Bummer Too

Maybe you’d like me more if you’d quit filling me with things you hate.

Jan 15

I, January, Think You’re a Bummer Too

Jan 15

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I, Prince Charming, Formally Launch a Kissing Booth

“My kiss has literally saved lives. Now I would love to kiss and heal you too for a low one-time fee.”

Jan 10

I, Prince Charming, Formally Launch a Kissing Booth

Jan 10

Chelsea Resnick

Chelsea Resnick

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Writer and editor based in Austin, TX. Fan of mint-chocolate chip. Aquarius to the bone. chelsearesnick.com

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