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A Rhyme To Help Remember The Former Presidents of The Smiling Hill Farm Company, Family-Owned Since…

Recite this rhyme next time you forget the former presidents of The Smiling Hill Farm Company!

Mar 29, 2022

A Rhyme To Help Remember The Former Presidents of The Smiling Hill Farm Company, Family-Owned Since…

Mar 29, 2022

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I Think The Red Line Crossing Out The Swastika On Your Shirt Could Be A Tad Thicker

It looks like it’s part of it rather than one symbol obscuring another.

Feb 24, 2023

I Think The Red Line Crossing Out The Swastika On Your Shirt Could Be A Tad Thicker

Feb 24, 2023

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I Was Really Moved By Your Beautiful Trombone Solo Until You Pressed A Button And Made The…

While the performance was outstanding, the spit was too vast to go unnoticed.

Dec 4, 2022

I Was Really Moved By Your Beautiful Trombone Solo Until You Pressed A Button And Made The…

Dec 4, 2022

Robert Criss

Son Of A Gun Family Tree

Grandmother of a gun & Grandfather of a gun

May 14, 2023

Son Of A Gun Family Tree

May 14, 2023

Robert Criss

It’s Wrong For A Woman To Make Love To A Dog But If I Were a Dog I Would Want A Woman To Make Love…

Does that answer your question? You didn’t ask a question? Interesting.

May 5, 2023

It’s Wrong For A Woman To Make Love To A Dog But If I Were a Dog I Would Want A Woman To Make Love…

May 5, 2023

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Dave & The Dog

Are your mommy and daddy home? No? Alone as usual.

Mar 21, 2023

Dave & The Dog

Mar 21, 2023

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As Much As I Miss Her, It Was Grandma’s Time To Walk With The Grim Reapster

When we die we’re taken home to Reapster Manor. You’ve never heard this?

Mar 7, 2023

As Much As I Miss Her, It Was Grandma’s Time To Walk With The Grim Reapster

Mar 7, 2023

Robert Criss

How To Relieve Yourself As An Astronaut In Space Without Creating A Diarrhea Snow-Globe

Hello space-traveler! Welcome to restroom A002 on the main level aboard the ISS! You’ll soon find that the restrooms on earth are quite…

Feb 12, 2023

How To Relieve Yourself As An Astronaut In Space Without Creating A Diarrhea Snow-Globe

Feb 12, 2023

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A Simple Rhyme To Help Remember The 250+ Towns In Vermont!

Addison Charlotte Groton Montgomery,

Jan 16, 2023

A Simple Rhyme To Help Remember The 250+ Towns In Vermont!

Jan 16, 2023

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Alec Baldwin Says He’ll Never Work On A Film Set With Guns Ever Again But He Hasn’t Read My…

He better say yes or I’ll have to bring out the big…guys.

Nov 14, 2022

Alec Baldwin Says He’ll Never Work On A Film Set With Guns Ever Again But He Hasn’t Read My…

Nov 14, 2022

Robert Criss

Robert Criss

humor writer feat. in Slackjaw, Points in Case, Weekly Humorist, 251, Little Old Lady Comedy, Robot Butt, Flexx Mag. robertcriss.net

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