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If This Is the Future Of Food

I’m going hungry

Feb 18

An insect food stall in Shenzhen China

Feb 18

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10 Worst Memoir Tropes

tips from a ghostwriter

Jan 14

10 Worst Memoir Tropes

Jan 14

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Scientists Discover “Political Viagra” in Brains of Men Over 40

What stands out right now

Jan 24

fMri Brain Scan of Political Viagra protein deposits

Jan 24

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Which Order Does Our Hamster Eat 4 Foods? Oatmeal, Corn, Cheese, Blueberry — Find Out!

Last night, hoping to transition our newly adopted hamster into a gold mine of content creation, I carefully positioned my iPhone and…

Jan 23

Four foods displayed in front of our hamster.

Jan 23

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At 44, I Gave Up Drinking, Now I Can’t Stop Thinking (Of How Hot I Am)

An article by Marissa Narski

Dec 26, 2023

Beautiful woman at a beach in a bikini— alt text to boost Medium stories

Dec 26, 2023

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Feeling Proud On Father’s Day: A Nocturnal Man’s Journey To Accept His Father

Life is not black and white, but shades of gray

3d ago

Feeling Proud On Father’s Day: A Nocturnal Man’s Journey To Accept His Father

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Baby Reindeer — Fiona Harvey’s Lawyer Richard Roth On ‘The Biggest Lie in TV History’

I’ve Watched Piers Morgan So You Don’t Have To

4d ago

Baby Reindeer — Fiona Harvey’s Lawyer Richard Roth On ‘The Biggest Lie in TV History’

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Eggs, Sausages, and the Tyranny of Modern Technology

An English Breakfast

Jun 12

Eggs, Sausages, and the Tyranny of Modern Technology

Jun 12

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A Gen-Z Hamster Who Doesn’t Vote Angers Its Owners

Some youngsters think voting is for the birds

Jun 12

A Gen-Z Hamster Who Doesn’t Vote Angers Its Owners

Jun 12

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Microsoft’s Copilot AI Backs Howard Bubski For President

Deep thoughts from Copilot AI about my fictional character

May 28

Microsoft’s Copilot AI Backs Howard Bubski For President

May 28

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Scott Christenson🌴

Satire, Short Fiction, and Info Journalism. 'Medium's Fountain of Unsolicited Advice' - NYT. Milwaukee native, now a digital nomad living in Asia.

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