Talia ArgondezziinThe Belladonna ComedyDon’t Worry, Professional Writing Is Definitely Not a Giant Pyramid SchemeAnd for just three easy payments of $49.99 each, I can explain why.Jul 1615Jul 1615
Talia ArgondezziinSlackjawI’m The Genius Who Just Cracked This Murder Case So Of Course The First Person I’m Telling Is You…Glad I chose to confront you alone and unarmed in a remote location.Jun 193Jun 193
Talia ArgondezziinThe Belladonna ComedyDon’t Worry, My Dog Doesn’t BiteHe scratches, he slobbers, he humps, and he’s such a good boy. By Margie Connor and Talia ArgondezziApr 31Apr 31
Talia ArgondezziinSlackjawA Date? Not For All The Tea In ChinaTo be honest, I’m not at all convinced of your ability to procure that much tea.Apr 22Apr 22
Talia ArgondezziinThe Belladonna ComedyThen God and His Staff Sort of Created FebruaryAnd God saw that it was good. No, wait, nobody ever thought February was good.Feb 14Feb 14
Talia ArgondezziinSlackjawThere’s Only One Way To Solve A Problem Like Maria: Exploit That Weird Little Nun For All She’s…Exposing the unholy alliance between the Reverend Mother and Captain Von Trapp.May 23, 20232May 23, 20232
Talia ArgondezziinSlackjawJesus Christ’s Easter Weekend Out Of Office Auto-ReplyAfter 3pm on Friday, I will have limited access to email because I’ll be dead.Apr 7, 202316Apr 7, 202316
Talia ArgondezziinSlackjawWhy I, The Real Estate Novelist From “Piano Man,” Never Had Time For A WifeAlso: stop sitting at the bar and putting bread in Billy Joel’s jar. It’s gross.Oct 9, 202213Oct 9, 202213
Talia ArgondezziinSlackjawSophie B. Needs To Grow The Fuck Up And Admit That Santa Is RealEnough with the conspiracy theories, Soph.Dec 12, 20212Dec 12, 20212
Talia ArgondezziinFrazzledConvince Your Toddler to Eat Veggies and Americans to Accept the Vaccine with This One Weird Trick“There are many reasons eligible people are not vaccinated. Surveys have indicated that some people are adamant in their refusal of the…Dec 2, 20211Dec 2, 20211