Ask A Bitchface

Maybe I Should Consider Writing About Sex…

Yeah, there’s no fucking way I’m doing that.

I Might be the Artist…

But he sure speaks in Poetry sometimes.

Is He Worth The Dramatic Ass Disagreements?

Or Is He Really Just A Fuckboy?

Nah, Ion Even Want It…

It’s just a good example of a waste of time.

No Matter How You Let Them Down…

It’s always the most dramatic scene ever.

Dear Paul Clooney,

Your “dating advice for women”, outdated and out of place at best, sir.

There’s Tenacity, Then There Are The Truly Tenacious…

How many times must I say no before you realize…

You Can’t Be Serious…

Right off rip, you’re not as attractive as you believe you are, so you should…

The Art Of Abuse

They may not have a single marketable talent, but they can certainly tear you down…