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The Definitive List of People Who Will Make It into Heaven
Did you make the list?
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Jun 11
How Facebook Thinks I Need Jesus and the Gym
The algorithm says to lose some weight and gain some…
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The Definitive List of Reasons Why God Doesn’t Answer Your Prayers
It’s obvious, you stupid heathen…
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We are Like Family at this Church… A Family that We’re Booting You From
You belong here… until you…
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Apr 17
No One Whose Testicles are Crushed is Allowed in the Church
A letter from a concerned church member
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Apr 3
How to Read Romans 13 Like an Evangelical
In three easy steps
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Mar 28
Ten Other Documents Trump Could Sell With His Bible
Besides the Constitution
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Mar 25
The Updated Ten Commandments for the Modern American Church
They’re like the 10 Commandments in the…
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Feb 16
Pastors of a Republican God: Welcome to Heaven
The Pulpit, the President, and the Path to Paradise
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Feb 7
How to Create Your Own Religion From Scratch
A Step-by-Step Guide
“You don’t get rich…
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