Paris Dispatch: L’Airport Que Sucks

From the air, Charles De Gaulle Airport’s Terminal 1 resembles an anus.

Review: The Auto LSD Button

The Auto LSD button can be found on the dashboard of the Toyota RAV 4 we rented for Thanksgiving weekend.
I…

China Dispatch: Using the Squat Toilet

Rule One: Exhaust all other possibilities.

My First Sober Concert

Because kids

How To Make Money* In Stocks

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Mayor Bloomberg Fan Fiction

I thought it would be just another lonely night nursing my Guinness in my smoke-free watering hole — until he…

Us Weekly Visits The Fuhrerbunker

Usually it’s the Gestapo rapping on your door, but this week Us was the one doing the knocking — and on the big, metal door belonging to none other than Adolf Hitler!

Sky Mall: For The Shameless Traveler

The Alternating Pressure Point Seat is an excellent addition to all the stuff you already have…

Invisible Suit — FAQ

Why wear an invisible suit?

There are many reasons people wear invisible suits. Often times they are in lines of work that require them to be invisible. Some individuals feel thinner and less visible when wearing an invisible suit. Other times they are shy and want to dramatically avoid eye…

MTA Subway Store — Germphobic Specials

MACLURE’S DISPOSABLE SUBWAY MITTENS
Having to ride the subway is bad enough, but having to…