Report From Peru

A Beautiful Country and the World’s Ugliest Dog

How to Take Your Samsung Galaxy Note 7 Out of Exploding Battery Mode

I Am Not in Cirque De Soleil, I’m Just Caught in Your Drapes

I Love Being a Clown and Not Killing People

Ever since I can remember, I have wanted to entertain people, not kill them. That’s…

Election 2016 Awards for Your Annoying Facebook Friends

For over 18 months you’ve been subjected to Facebook feeds full of political nonsense from people who, god love ’em, just have to share. They can’t help themselves. They just can’t.

I’m Henry Hudson. My Mutinous Crew Left Me to Die in a Boat. Ask Me Anything.

I’m the Schmuck Who Totally Changed Your Recipe Then Gave You a Bad Review

Sure I’m Sexy, but Mining Coal Isn’t Any Easier

Do I Regret Being Stuck in Your Chimney? Absolutely.

My Kitty Cat Still Hasn’t Grasped the Gravity of This Election