We All Have a Breaking Point

It’s not too pretty when it’s reached

My grandfather invited me and my little brothers to help move a piano.

Piano’s are some of the heaviest pieces of “furniture” I know. This thing was an antique so…

Local Driver Blamed For 20 Car Pileup After Staring At Woman In Yoga Pants

Local Man Becomes God After Taking Advice From Medium Life Coaches

Mother And Father Troubled After Son Brings Home A Bee

33 Ideas Every Successful Person Knows

1. Successful people know that who we are is…

*banging on door*

“Hold on”

*opens door*

Conservatives Aim To Register Nerf Guns To Prevent Child Terrorism

When Meditation Becomes A Crutch

Using meditation to relax and be at peace is a hidden form of…

Social Anxiety is Gone Now

ME: my therapist said it would be a good idea to get some fresh air

MOM: you should totally go for it

ME: [takes one small step onto front patio] hey this isn’t so bad

Slow Down Officer

Sir do you know how fast you were going?

Honestly officer, I was being pretty..

30.5

.. Excuse me?

30.5

… In a 30?

Those Cock-Blocking Third Wheels

My date and I were chilling outside the restaurant enjoying our third get-together. We just finished eating and the mood was on point. I knew it was time to break out the “game changer.”