Everybody knows that Brandon Lowden and his father and brothers have a special way to celebrate December 23rd each year, but details about the event beyond cryptic tweets with the eponymous hashtag #LowdenBrosXmas have remained elusive for years. Now, for the first…
“A Garfield Christmas” follows everyone’s favorite Monday-hating, lasagna-loving feline through a Christmas with his family. If you’ve never seen Garfield, Jon, and Odie celebrate Yuletide, use this primer…
Brandon Michael Lowden turns 29 today, but who really knows how he came to be? These newly discovered letters from his parents before his birth provide some fascinating insight into the origins of…
1. “We Three Kings, __________.”
a. Of…oh shit, it’s Matt Damon! We’d better hide behind the couch!
b. Brian, Kentavious, and Shitty Brian
1. “Well I just heard __________.”
a. Steve Buscemi farting in the living room
b. About the bird
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