What The Hell Is Wrong With Hillary?

First Of All, Falling Down Frequently, Is Not Normal.

Chicago Deep Dish Pizza: Why?

Because nihilism and passive aggressive niceness taste so good.

Recently, my office had a pizza party at lunch. In the morning hours leading up to its arrival, we all knowingly joked how the afternoon would be spent in complete disarray and partial…

Porn

This IssueI Is As Serious As Drugs. It’s So Serious, One Of The Drugs (Pamela Anderson) Is…

My Writing Process For Daily Posts.

Whenever I Have Writer’s Block, The Quickest Way Out Of It Is For…

Who is Forgetting?

No, Seriously Who Forgot 9/11

I Know No One’s Asking Me, But This Is What I Really Enjoy About Medium

Or: How To Get What You Want…

U.S. Open Title Helps Wawrinka Secure Legacy

The Best One-Handed Backhand In The Game.

Things Commercials Have Taught Me

Your Period Is The BEST Time Of The Month.

How To Fix The Jets

It Begins On An Island.

Only You

Can Prevent These Puppies From Dying…

Only YOU

The Oakland Raiders Are Cool Again

It’s been 14 Years Since The Oakland Raiders Were Good. It Feels…

How Deep Fried Twinkies Can Destroy Dreams

One of the things I like so much about Walmart and the other big box food retailers…

Wells Fargo Flips The Script