Originally, I was going to write about why I tell kids ‘I put my cat down’ instead of ‘I…
It’s ok, we all watch porn. But what do you do when your girlfriend catches you at it? Right. You are giving lame excuses. We’ve got some for you in case you’ve run out of fuel. Inspired by xHamster users!
Brother, do you remember when you forced yourself upon my land?
Live!!! Live a little, live a lot! Live like you only have this one moment to live. Live like you’d never die…
