“We Haven’t Had Sex in 2 Months, But I’m Sticking With You Because I Want to Get Engaged ASAP”: These Brave Valentine’s Day Instagram Posts Show What Relationships Are Really Like

I’m following too many white dudes on Medium

After 2+ years on the platform, my feed was becoming too busy and full of stories…

Bubble People

The world’s a beautiful place from in here.

Michael Flynn Resigns To Spend More Time With His Russian Family

Mr. Flynn resigns as National Security Adviser amid accusations he made illegal contact with Russian diplomats before his appointment.

White House Advisor Stephen Miller Claims Millions of Space Men Voted Illegally in New Hampshire

The Road To Jimmy Buffet Is Paved With Blizzard Tweaker Zombies

A Valentine’s Day Story

How to Let Him Down Gently So He Doesn’t Change His HBO Go Password

BULLSHIT SIRS — NO YOU ARE NOT DOING YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY

Representative Devin Nunes and Senator…

The XOXO Files

A Valentine to Science

Trump Taps PewDiePie for National Security Adviser

The Trump White House, reeling from Michael Flynn’s startling resignation, has offered the National Security Adviser position to ex-YouTube and Disney sensation PewDiePie, himself recently fired for online posts featuring anti-Semitic imagery.

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