Truth In Satire

White House Hoping Snowstorm Will Eclipse Shitstorm Surrounding President

So Now We’re “Somebody Else’s Babies.” Wow. I Guess MLK’s Dream is Really Over, Huh?

Thank You for Meeting With Me Mr. Spizzicato

From: Candy Bromowitz, Upper School physics teacher

Sent: Monday, September 12, 2016 4:27 am

To: Michael Spizzicato, Vice Principal, Upper School (aka my corporate overlord at this for-profit educational delivery venue)

How To Delude Yourself Into Believing You Deserve Nice Things

Doctor Mary Poppins Diagnoses

A spoonful of sugar is not going to help here

A Bite-Sized “Battle for Mosul”

Clustered previews for the public Snapchat stories of March 10 offered multifarious choices, including “The Academies: Sprang Break Ready,” “Thirsty Thursday: Time to Make Pour Decisions,” and “Battle for Mosul: Forces Close in on Isis.” I rarely watch these public stories…

Roommates Down to Last Clean Bowl

As New York City hunkered down for Winter Storm Stella, the residents of apartment 2A on Bushwick’s 322 Melrose Street found themselves facing a shortage de Blasio hadn’t prepared them for: a single remaining clean bowl.