#smashtag: A Geek’s Guide to Roller Derby Names 

Job Descriptions for Jesus, Santa and the Elves

Even the North Pole has to Recruit at Christmas

Notable Books 2013: Dinosaur Porn vs. Dave Eggers’s ‘The Circle’

Which is more plausible? 

The Making of Bell Biv Devoe’s “Do Me!”

A probably fictional one-act play

A New Employee Welcome Letter from the CEO of Soft Blankets, Inc

Dear Valued New Employee:

Hello! Welcome! We are so excited that you have joined our team, and we hope that our excitement here at Soft Blankets, Inc. will soon be your excitement as well. We…

Let’s Cast an 80's X-Men Movie

Basically the movie I made up when I was 9 Years old.

A Formal Complaint From the Roller Skating Gang Member in Michael Jackson’s “Bad” Video

A dedicated employee looks to shake up the institution.

Gone swimmin’

Taking a slip down memory flume.

The Vanilla Ice Posse (If Written by Aaron Sorkin)

The writer of “The Social Network” presents a pivotal moment in VIP history.

San Francisco, 1991. Vanilla Ice is opening for MC Hammer on the "U Can't Touch This"…

Seven of Rap’s Greatest Bad Lines

A formal critique of my favorite absurd rap lyrics