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Married At First Sight: Picher, Oklahoma
Married At First Sight: Picher, Oklahoma
This season we’re serving up small town charm with three new couples!
Viggy Hampton, MPH
Aug 10, 2020
What to Expect When You’re Not Expecting in Your Thirties
What to Expect When You’re Not Expecting in Your Thirties
When are you going to have some kids?
Peter Crowe
Aug 9, 2020
My Concerns Regarding the Upcoming Lads’ Holiday
My Concerns Regarding the Upcoming Lads’ Holiday
Who’s organizing the cultural program?
Peter Crowe
Aug 8, 2020
Withnail & I & the Universal Laws
Withnail & I & the Universal Laws
Withnail’s Law of Reciprocity: You feel unusual. I feel unusual.
Sarah Totton
Aug 3, 2020
Zagat Review of the ΔIXK Bed and Breakfast
Zagat Review of the ΔIXK Bed and Breakfast
Guests must bring their own toilet paper and shower curtains
Viggy Hampton, MPH
Jul 30, 2020
12 Whimsical Alternatives to WaPo’s “Pinocchio” Lie-O-Meter
12 Whimsical Alternatives to WaPo’s “Pinocchio” Lie-O-Meter
These should make wanton fact-assassination a lot more palatable
Daniel Nest
Jul 23, 2020
RE: Denmark’s Application For Increase In The Sunshine Quota
RE: Denmark’s Application For Increase In The Sunshine Quota
We’re pleased to grant you an additional 10 (TEN) days of sun. This brings your total number of sunny days to 10 (TEN).
Daniel Nest
Jul 22, 2020
A Heated Game of Scrabble
A Heated Game of Scrabble
The word began with a ‘c’
Philip Cane
Jul 20, 2020
The Divine Comedy: Inferno — Quarantine Edition
The Divine Comedy: Inferno — Quarantine Edition
The days of the week turned into Today, Tomorrow, Yesterday, Some day, That day, and Thaaaaaat day.
hitha
Jul 11, 2020
And Now I’m Petsitting Potato for Potatoes
And Now I’m Petsitting Potato for Potatoes
So I met this girl on Bumble (yeah, I know, how feminist of me) and I asked her out.
Viggy Hampton, MPH
Jul 7, 2020
#BLOW ME, HUBBY! I CAN’T GET TO DRYBAR!
#BLOW ME, HUBBY! I CAN’T GET TO DRYBAR!
When I lost my job, I tallied up the cost of my Drybar addiction. At first, I thought the blow had to go.
Rochelle Newman
Jul 7, 2020
This Australian Clitoris Is Tired of You Dainty Lot
This Australian Clitoris Is Tired of You Dainty Lot
The way everyone pussyfoots around these days. What’s a Sheila to do?
Executive Assistant
Jul 2, 2020
The Lost Final Chapter of Helen Keller’s Biography
The Lost Final Chapter of Helen Keller’s Biography
Helen Keller — the girl born deaf, dumb, and blind — is now a wise, old woman at the end of an incredibly accomplished life
Robert Criss
Jun 29, 2020
5-Minute Meditation For The Year 2020
5-Minute Meditation For The Year 2020
If you have access to a sterile, hermetically sealed chamber, go there now.
Daniel Nest
Jun 29, 2020
This Ere is the Queen’s English!
This Ere is the Queen’s English!
Words inspired by photography
Selene Bey
Jun 25, 2020
6 Valuable Lessons I Learned From Writing for the Past 20 Minutes
6 Valuable Lessons I Learned From Writing for the Past 20 Minutes
As someone who’s been writing for the bigger part of the last half hour, here’s what I can teach you
Daniel Nest
Jun 25, 2020
Introducing Dishonourable Unmentionables — the Ebook
Introducing Dishonourable Unmentionables — the Ebook
Get your free copy of Dishonour the Right Thing
Peter Crowe
Jun 23, 2020
What I Want To Say To Every Guy With Straight Hair
What I Want To Say To Every Guy With Straight Hair
You look like you’re entering the priesthood with your straight hair
Robert Criss
Jun 20, 2020
If All Causes Got The #AllLivesMatter Treatment
If All Causes Got The #AllLivesMatter Treatment
Let’s just apply #AllLivesMatter to everything
Daniel Nest
Jun 18, 2020
My Yoga Teacher Wants Me to Breathe from My Pelvis and I Have No Idea How
My Yoga Teacher Wants Me to Breathe from My Pelvis and I Have No Idea How
Okay, Jessica, I get it — you have an amazing, fit body
Viggy Hampton, MPH
Jun 16, 2020
Social Distancing Rules for Little League Baseball
Social Distancing Rules for Little League Baseball
We’ve decided to take our chances and open now anyways
Shay Michael
Jun 11, 2020
The Plight of the Cover Band
The Plight of the Cover Band
We rock just as hard as bands that write their own songs
Gregory A. Austin
Jun 11, 2020
Gay Porn Adaptations of Broadway Musicals
Gay Porn Adaptations of Broadway Musicals
By Kelly Portus and Blake Johnson
Polly Duff Kertis
Jun 11, 2020
Antifa Is Looking For An Experienced Provocateur (70+ Only)
Antifa Is Looking For An Experienced Provocateur (70+ Only)
Want to join a revolutionary organization that seeks to replace the current world order with an anarchy-filled communist state?
Daniel Nest
Jun 10, 2020
I Don’t Have To Explain Myself. Here’s Why
I Don’t Have To Explain Myself. Here’s Why
Just a quick note about yesterday’s events, or what HR is now calling my “bizarre and entirely inappropriate behavior.”
Daniel Nest
Jun 10, 2020
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