Endnotes

My advice: Watch Moon.

Not THE moon. There’s a film called moon. It’s a good film.

We live in a world full of hazards.

Hazards like getting stabbed for making the wrong joke.

Civilization is really just an organized panic about bears.

You can quote me on that.

Marilyn Monroe: A Witch

This is the One Where I Excuse Myself from Feminist Arguments

I write. I don’t talk.

The mime thing? Not a joke.

Pandering just means “acting like a panda,” right?

If so, I love to pander.

Hemingway Editor Optimized version of…

Have you ever been (felt) entitled?

A Letter to Myself from Myself on the Subject of Why Stories Matter

Escape by Drowning

Red Pill and/or Blue Pill: Your Mind is Blown or You Live Your Life…or Both. Purple pill!

What would happen to Neo if he took both pills? Purple pill!