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The Dentist Gave My Son an Unexpected Gift and It Ruined My Day
The Dentist Gave My Son an Unexpected Gift and It Ruined My Day
A cautionary tale of why you should always beware of dentists bearing gifts
Andrew Knott
Aug 25
I Am Danny Go’s Aviator Hat and Goggles, and I Desperately Want to Know the Reason for My Existence
I Am Danny Go’s Aviator Hat and Goggles, and I Desperately Want to Know the Reason for My Existence
Why, God, do you try me like this? Why have you made my life a paradox?
Richie Zaborowske
Aug 24
There’s No Reason Why I, a Middle-Aged Dad, Can’t Keep Up with My Kids
There’s No Reason Why I, a Middle-Aged Dad, Can’t Keep Up with My Kids
It’s so weird. I was just like them 20 years ago.
Bev Potter
Aug 23
I Regret Teaching My Daughter to Be a Pickpocket
I Regret Teaching My Daughter to Be a Pickpocket
I should’ve known this wouldn’t end well
Amarie Skrip
Aug 23
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
Mom Makes ‘That’s What She Said’ Joke to 5-Year-Old, Instantly Regrets All Her Life Choices
“It was the end of a long day, and even though I knew better, it just slipped out,” said Sharon, a 31-year-old mother of two, in reference…
Andrew Knott
May 18, 2019
FAQs About The Vampire In Your Child’s Preschool Class
FAQs About The Vampire In Your Child’s Preschool Class
Together, we will celebrate diversity
Lindsay Hameroff
May 17, 2021
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
Father “Kind of Bummed” He Didn’t Receive Praise From Strangers While Grocery Shopping With His…
As the dad of three children under age five, Jason had become accustomed to strangers showering him with praise for performing mundane…
Andrew Knott
May 16, 2019
Report: Local Mom Has Four Nights to Self, Squanders Every Second
Report: Local Mom Has Four Nights to Self, Squanders Every Second
Mom: “I fantasized for weeks leading up to my ‘me time’ and then I crumbled under the weight of my expectations.”
Lora Straub Brocone
Jan 12
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Our TV Child Sleeps A Lot
Our TV Child Sleeps A Lot
And from what we’ve seen, it’s quite common
M. Nathan Robinson
Aug 22
I’m a Regular Guy Who’s Sick of Being Villainized for My Secret Second Family
I’m a Regular Guy Who’s Sick of Being Villainized for My Secret Second Family
This has all just been really hard on me, ok?
Caroline Horwitz
Aug 22
Here Are 12 Dead Giveaways You Aren’t a Parent
Here Are 12 Dead Giveaways You Aren’t a Parent
Tell me you don’t know much about children without telling me
Lindy Vogel
Aug 21
Get off My Swings: An Early Lesson in Social Hierarchies and Resource Allocation
Get off My Swings: An Early Lesson in Social Hierarchies and Resource Allocation
A guide for parents and caregivers
Patrick Eades
Aug 21
What the Heck Am I Supposed to Do with All These Teeth?
What the Heck Am I Supposed to Do with All These Teeth?
I must’ve missed that part in the parenting books
Hollie Harris
Aug 20
Family Reunion Bingo
Family Reunion Bingo
We can’t all be winners
Amber V Hope
Aug 20
Dental Coverage & Other Unique Birthday Gifts for the Mama in Your Life
Dental Coverage & Other Unique Birthday Gifts for the Mama in Your Life
Tell me she won’t love these
Kate Brennan
Aug 19
My Toddler Thinks She’s Helpful
My Toddler Thinks She’s Helpful
Spoiler alert: she’s not
Amarie Skrip
Aug 19
Hi, School Here! We’ve Cocked Up Massively and We’d Very Much Prefer For That To Be Your Problem.
Hi, School Here! We’ve Cocked Up Massively and We’d Very Much Prefer For That To Be Your Problem.
Is the Deputy Head Teacher going off the deep end?
Adam Foster-Bridges
Aug 17
I’m the Egg Baby from a High School Sex Ed Class and I Have Seen Things No Egg Should See
I’m the Egg Baby from a High School Sex Ed Class and I Have Seen Things No Egg Should See
Humpty Dumpty ain’t got nothing on me
Victor Yocco, PhD
Aug 16
Sleepaway Camp Is Not for the Faint of Heart
Sleepaway Camp Is Not for the Faint of Heart
The kids are back, and I’m still recovering
Lisa Hides
Aug 15
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