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Overly Enthusiastic Spelunker Gets Stuck Inside Cave
Overly Enthusiastic Spelunker Gets Stuck Inside Cave
Instead of sitting inside like a normal person on a Saturday, Ohio moron, Mike Davis decides to get trapped in a cave
Ben Ulansey
Jul 19
A Time Traveller Saved Trump, And I Can Prove It
A Time Traveller Saved Trump, And I Can Prove It
I’ve always wanted to do copious amounts of cocaine and travel back in time to save a president just like my hero James Franco.
Murphy's Law
Jul 19
One-Star Review of My Flying Uber Car Ride
One-Star Review of My Flying Uber Car Ride
Buckle up: my terrifying flying Uber car experience
Peter Schooff
Jul 16
Knock Out
Knock Out
Not quite ready to throw in the towel
Connie Song
Jul 16
Everything I Need to Know I Learn from My Cat
Everything I Need to Know I Learn from My Cat
My little furballs have been my best life coaches
Kathy Minicozzi
Jul 15
I Think Racist Arguments Are Hilarious
I Think Racist Arguments Are Hilarious
If you don’t learn to laugh, it’ll eat you alive.
Camilla Chaos
Jul 12
Writing Tips for the Uninspired
Writing Tips for the Uninspired
Tips and tricks that will help you get a creative burst
The Sturg (Gerald Sturgill)
Jul 12
Why do men have nipples?
Why do men have nipples?
Some of the answers may surprise you; especially as it relates to “biological sex” and “gender”. (Plus it’s a funny question anyways.)
Rudy LB
Jul 12
Congratulations, you all won the same award, a participation ribbon
Congratulations, you all won the same award, a participation ribbon
You’re all equal opportunity winners today.
Aaron Chown
Jul 11
Donald Trump Is Terrified Of Prison, And Turning Into A Recluse
Donald Trump Is Terrified Of Prison, And Turning Into A Recluse
Donald Trump has reportedly not reacted well to his various indictments and criminal investigations and is increasingly worried, paranoid…
Dash MacIntyre
Jul 9
“Crank Dat Soulja Boy” Raises Profound Philosophical Quandaries
“Crank Dat Soulja Boy” Raises Profound Philosophical Quandaries
Soulja Boy’s 2007 magnum opus continues to astound listeners and linguists alike with its soulful underpinnings
Ben Ulansey
Jul 7
Writing on Medium is a lot like Candy Crush
Writing on Medium is a lot like Candy Crush
“Escape the Stress of Today”
Rudy LB
Jul 2
Remember the Childhood Joys of a Bouncy House? Come Work in Our Bouncy Office
Remember the Childhood Joys of a Bouncy House? Come Work in Our Bouncy Office
Navigating the bouncy-office culture.
Peter Schooff
Jul 2
Let Your Red Freak Flag Fly on the New Dating App — Unhinged
Let Your Red Freak Flag Fly on the New Dating App — Unhinged
A dating app focused on connecting red flags with their quirky soul mates and cellmates.
Robin Wilding 💎
Jul 1
Furball Dogma
Furball Dogma
Lesson 82: Out of the car, long hair!
Ken Van Camp
Jun 28
Before You Knock, Know the Visitor Instructions to Beware of the Dog
Before You Knock, Know the Visitor Instructions to Beware of the Dog
Because a simple beware of the dog sign is no longer enough
Tom Matthews
Jun 26
The Day My Grandma Saw Me Cry
The Day My Grandma Saw Me Cry
It was tough for all of us, but especially for me
Smillew Rahcuef
Jun 26
I am a Woke AF Hardcore Feminist Sugar Daddy Looking for NSA Sex with Young, Hot Women
I am a Woke AF Hardcore Feminist Sugar Daddy Looking for NSA Sex with Young, Hot Women
Negotiating sex and intimacy doesn’t have to be a zero-sum game
Jim Mercurio
Jun 25
Pride Comes Before The Fall
Pride Comes Before The Fall
There’s a reason it’s held in Summer
Murphy's Law
Jun 25
Stolen Valor Seemed Like an Easy Fix
Stolen Valor Seemed Like an Easy Fix
I got addicted to free cinnamon buns and ruined my friend’s day
Victor Cardenas
Jun 22
Are Flat Earthers even Real?
Are Flat Earthers even Real?
Let’s dig in! (And hope we don’t fall through it)
Megs
Jun 20
The Time I Got Kicked Out of Costco
The Time I Got Kicked Out of Costco
People just really hate teenagers.
Megs
Jun 18
If You Don’t Like My Writing, It’s Because You Hate Irish People: Or How I Got A Job At Disney In…
If You Don’t Like My Writing, It’s Because You Hate Irish People: Or How I Got A Job At Disney In…
I’m an ideas guy
Murphy's Law
Jun 16
Friends-With-Benefits Shakespeare
Friends-With-Benefits Shakespeare
Would thou care to partake in Netflix and chill?
Peter Schooff
Jun 13
Watching Cat Videos When I Should Be Writing
Watching Cat Videos When I Should Be Writing
And some of the other distracting things I’ve done lately
The Sturg (Gerald Sturgill)
Jun 11
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