My toddler — My enemy

Who’s been training my toddler in MMA fighting, and can I get a refund?

The First Seven Days of Life

Even though he’s only been here for one week, my second child is already helping me heal from the trauma of…

My asshole might be unraveling, but sure, let’s talk about you!

Stock photos get pregnancy totally wrong…

Why are all these pregnant women glowing? It’s called Photoshop

A Tale of Horrifying Smells…

Or, “The Pregnant Lady’s Nightmare”

Oh, the indignity of pregnancy!

My new favorite thing is not knowing I have to pee until I cough and pee at the same time.

Conversations with the fetus inside my uterus

This little dude hasn’t even been born yet, and he’s already got opinions!

A day at the zoo with anxiety and my two-year old

We’ve just spent a fun family day at the zoo, so why…

Pooping alone, and other things I don’t get to do now that I’m a mom

3am Panic: Anxieties of a Pregnant Woman

Just a few conversations my anxiety and I have been having when I should be asleep…