Ministry of Information

Necrophiliac Speaker Begins with Cold Open

KING OF PRUSSIA, PA — Yesterday evening at the Barnes and Noble in King of Prussia…

Stealth Jet Crashes Into Other Stealth Jet: Neither Saw it Coming

God Smites Tribe Over Animal Sacrifice. “No Re-Gifting,” Says God

Balding and Single Millennial Creates Ashley Madison Account

Black Man’s Neck Tattoo Scares Suburban White Woman

Dementia Patient’s Memoir Capitalizes on Unreliable Narrator Trend

“Kim Jong-Un Super into Feet Stuff,” Says Former Sex Slave

“I’m Tired of Trans-Phobic Women Treating Me Like I Don’t Have a Huge Penis”

Native Americans Still Fucked

After five centuries of successfully eviscerating Native Americans and desecrating their culture through…