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Rejected by McSweeney’s, and Other Failed Acts of Humor
Being a humorist requires thick, lemon-like skin.
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HELLO AGAIN, DIPSHITS. IT’S AMAZON CEO JEFF BEZOS, KING OF THE SEA AND LORD OF THE HEAVENS ABOVE.
HELLO AGAIN, DIPSHITS. IT’S AMAZON CEO JEFF BEZOS, KING OF THE SEA AND LORD OF THE HEAVENS ABOVE.
A demigod returns with news for the heavens.
Jack Loftus
Dec 7, 2015
DOG PERFORMANCE REVIEW
DOG PERFORMANCE REVIEW
Inspired by recent McSweeney’s submission, Cat Performance Review, by Kendra Eash.
Jack Loftus
Nov 5, 2014
My Intern Request
My Intern Request
Brace yourself for the opportunity of a lifetime.
Jack Loftus
Aug 21, 2014
Lesser-Known Negotiation Strategies Inspired By The Kindly Brontosaurus
Lesser-Known Negotiation Strategies Inspired By The Kindly Brontosaurus
Lean in, you big terrible lizard.
Jack Loftus
Apr 4, 2014
Excerpts From Justin Bieber’s First Sermon On the Mount
Justin Bieber, the Canadian-born pop sensation, appears at the summit of Mount Zion in a cloud of smoke and pyrotechnics.
Jack Loftus
Dec 17, 2013
Why We Must Embrace The Night: An Existentialist Moment With a Bird from the iPhone Game Tiny Wings
Why We Must Embrace The Night: An Existentialist Moment With a Bird from the iPhone Game Tiny Wings
One bird will fly no more.
Jack Loftus
Dec 17, 2013
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