Rejected by McSweeney’s, and Other Failed Acts of Humor

HELLO AGAIN, DIPSHITS. IT’S AMAZON CEO JEFF BEZOS, KING OF THE SEA AND LORD OF THE HEAVENS ABOVE.

A demigod returns with news for the heavens.

My Intern Request

Brace yourself for the opportunity of a lifetime.

Lesser-Known Negotiation Strategies Inspired By The Kindly Brontosaurus

Lean in, you big terrible…

Excerpts From Justin Bieber’s First Sermon On the Mount

Justin Bieber, the Canadian-born pop sensation, appears at the summit of Mount Zion in a cloud of smoke and pyrotechnics.

Why We Must Embrace The Night: An Existentialist Moment With a Bird from the iPhone Game Tiny Wings

The Wrong Way to Eat a Reese’s

Candy ethics: Is candy exempt from morality?